wat bout pragnant strippers??
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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