just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
