Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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