Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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