Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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