i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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