dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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