I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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