i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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