bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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