go do what you do best...puke behind churches
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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