just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."