Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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