Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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