let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I will pee on everything he values.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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