I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I want a musical about memes.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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