apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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