with your own penis?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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