Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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