me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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