Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.