No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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