The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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