The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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