Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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