We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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