My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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