what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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