Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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