I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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