So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
4 words: hood of his car
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She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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