hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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