Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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