Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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