I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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