She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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