The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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