You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You don't make any sense
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