1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
