Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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