I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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