He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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