How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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