Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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