well I can't set my house on fire every night
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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