Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You took a bar mat shot.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions