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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick

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• (737): View more from Texas

  Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.

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  I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.

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• (916): View more from California

  I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  what happened to you last night?

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  I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me

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