If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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