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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again

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• (509): View more from Washington

  why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?

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• (805): View more from California

  Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  You took a bar mat shot.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon

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• (925): View more from California

  370HSSV 0773H read that upside down

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  what are you doing with your life

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• (949): View more from California

  It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.

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  He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?

  (303): View more from Colorado

  That depends, how hot is your boss?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions

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