Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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