Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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