your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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