Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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