I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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