Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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