Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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