so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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